Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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