You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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