so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
please don't ironically join a cult
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