I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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