Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
there was a trapeze. enough said
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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