I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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