He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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