I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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