He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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