Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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