question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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