plz talk dirty to me
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Someone signed my nipple.
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