You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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