I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
we made out on top of his cat.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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