would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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