So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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