Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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