thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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