Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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