That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
