I heard we made out
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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