I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I will be naked everywhere
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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