im gay
i know
yea but for you.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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