ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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