He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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