we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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