Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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