I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
