After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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