i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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