So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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