i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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