Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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