i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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