Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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