I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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