In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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