Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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