He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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