therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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