Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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