Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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