Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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