Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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