So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
honey bunches of taint.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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