Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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