Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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