I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
People in love make me want to vomit
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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