Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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