I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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