I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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