It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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